Grand Theft Auto – What happened to Gouranga!!?

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Grand Theft Auto – What happened to Gouranga!!?

Grand Theft Auto – What happened to Gouranga!!?

Hey hey hey everyone! Hope you all are well and happy!

Today I woke up with an interesting question rattling around in the spacious cavity I call my head, and figured I’d write something about it. Gouranga! Where are you?

Poor Gouranga! fodder

I very clearly remember having a couple 486’s sitting on my bench, a buddy would come over and we’d play the original GTA for hours looking to destroy each other and run from the cops. It wouldn’t be long before we’d see the line of orange dressed people that would send us into the vehicular homicide frenzy that is Gouranga!

The real question is: What Happened to Gouranga!?????????????

Did they get rid of it? I would hardly think that in today’s ‘political correctness’ charged climate that running over a group of Hare Krishnas would be deemed acceptable by all the mom’s vying to preserve their children’s innate innocence, but what does that do for the rest of us? We the many, fueled by the digital decimation and pixelated pogrom afforded us by our programmers!!

Double Gouranga!!

Double Gouranga!!

I hardly think that GTA dev’s are too worried about political correctness, considering current game content includes wanton destruction, hookers and strip clubs. Who knows, maybe they kept it as some sort of an easter egg that I have yet to find.

Well, enough for now! Feel free to comment and tell me where to find the Gouranga!!!!!

-FGD

 

Not sure if this is a fakey, but it would be awesome if it were real

Not sure if this is a fakey, but it would be awesome if it were real